Mind Blowing Facts

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
*i never will go asleep again..*

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
*would i be banned there cause i'm not wearing any now..? (just j/k) lol*

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in planecrashes.
*haha jackasses shall take over the world! wait they already have..lol*

Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump".
*i invinted the word Hum Huo and Shadadle Pank*

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
*my toes are better, i have fingers for toes, MUHAHA..lol*

If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
*amber the grand magician can make this black fish albino!*

The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
*well i must say, i love insect legs..yum! lol*

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
*blink, blink*

Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.
*i shall live 9 years longer, MUHAHA I SHALL RULE.*

The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the english language.
*i used to think that there was no t in that sentence, then again i use 5 % of my brain. lol.*

The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
*lethologica is my middle name*

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
*no qwertyuiopqwertyuiopqwertyuiopqwertyuiop... is. lol*

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
*why would i be standing beside the population of china to begin with? lol.*

A snail can sleep for 3 years. (they call it Yasmin)
*i can too, it's called hibernation. ? gosh i'm weird.*

China has more English speakers than the United States.
*i bet england has more english speakers then china! ha!*

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
*gosh, visiting the dentist is painful enough..*

Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world?
*nope, i know of 3 people who i share it with..lets see me, morgan, and avril lavigne.*

"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
*I am.*

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.
*woof woof, bark bark, growl growl.*

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
*hmm learn new things everyday..*

If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.
*hmm why people try to look like her, i know i don't.*

No word in the English language rhymes with "month".
*month..con..von..zon..bon.. yeah there right..lol*

Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.
*i had no knee-caps! lol*

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
*i shall be that special one, you cannot kill me, i am imortal!!! MUHAHA*

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
*this is why we have coffe makers.*

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
*really? new exercise here called "bang your head against the wall" you shall tell a difference in your bruises and your wall in a matter of hours.*

On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
*yes. and snakes.*

The strongest muscle in the body is the toungue.
*wow...i can lift this pretzel..lol*

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
*cool *SNEEZE* yeah there right.*

It is anitomically impossible to lick your elbow unless you are double jointed or your arm is broke. 72% of the people who will read this will see if they can lick there elbow.
*i am trying..i am trying..almost got it..ow! I can't. Me not special enough =( lol*

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